Ever heard the saying, "Everything's bigger in Texas?" Well, I guess so are their jokes too.
It was reported by the Washington Post that a 4th grade teacher, Rebecca Chapman, in Texas allowed her students to write "sympathy" letters to the douche bags AIG execs who decided to spend their "bail out" money on more sh*t to buy.
"'What if you were an AIG employee?' she asked. Imagine if you had not been involved in the deals that ruined the company but were left to clean up the mess. What if you had to pay back money you felt you had earned? What if your family had received death threats?
One boy raised his hand.
'Can we write them and let them know that it's going to be okay?' asked the boy, who clearly doesn't have a 401(k)."
It also said that an exec, Gerry Pasciucco, from A.I.G. wrote to say that the letters and thoughts had "touched his battered staff." And signed off with a "FOURTH GRADERS RULE!"
After being educated more of what A.I.G. had done with their "bail out" money and indirectly screwed over their parents' money to buy them a new Spongebob Squarepants Sing-a-long CD... they replied with a "F*CK YOU ASSHOLE. DON'T F*CK WITH THE SPONGEBOB."
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