::DEATH BY ED HARDY::

Here at VEGA$BROKE times are tough so we'd like to sell out and go corporate. Our first pitch is to Christian Audigier's Ed Hardy label. After he started making wine (which we suspect is dye-filled water runoff from one of his 10,000 factories in China) we figure the sky is now the limit for Hardy-embellished goods. Death by Ed Hardy allows you to cap someone and be stylish while you do it, while leaving one of the 8 limited edition shell casings behind to let the authorities know just how cool you were.

The Death by Ed Hardy line will be available in Ed Hardy stores and anywhere douche-baggery is sold. Ed Hardy disposable latex gloves sold separately.

::ZEV$ Ele¢tri¢ MøtørBike::

Are you eco-conscious? Perhaps you would love to "GO GREEN?" Wishing that you had a dope electric motorbike that is friendly on the environment? Keep wishing, cause it hasn't been made yet...

A concept motorbike designed by Bernhard Ranner, Anders August Kittilsen and Rudolf Stefanich called ZEVS. Hopefully it'll be on the market sometime in the near future... but don't hold your breath.

Retroish look

Aggressive Style

Not made yet. :(

::Daft Punk-ing DJ Herø::

I was already going to buy DJ Hero when it came out... Now that DAFT PUNK is on it, I'm now going to MARRY DJ HERO! Here are some screen shots below to this AWESOME GAME via Kotaku. Thanks to NabooPilot for the heads up!

Daft Punk will have 11 EXCLUSIVE Tracks for DJ Hero.

Songs like "We will Robot Rock You" a mash up between Daft Punk's Robot Rock and Queen's We Will Rock You.

Or "Another One Bites Da Funk," a mashup of Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" and Daft Punk's "Da Funk."

What will you mix?!

VEGA$BROKE. x DAFT PUNK? Wait and find out... ;)

DJ Hero DAFT PUNK Trailer... FKN SIK!

::Kan¥e Wør$t... Revisited::

If you are dead or don't own a TV then you haven't heard the lastest DOUCHERY displayed by none other than Kanye Worst.

Of course you know after a train wreck display like that, there's bound to be people that will make this idiot moment into something hilarious...

Here are some images below by random peeps of the internet... FKN FUNNY! Props to The Hood Nerd for the find!

*Photoshop image by Ultimus

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* Photoshop Image by VEGASBROKE.

::RIP Patri¢k $wa¥ze::

Actor, dancer, performer, and one of the funniest doods to grace SNL, Patrick Swayze has died today, Sept. 14, 2009, from his long battle with pancreatic cancer. He was best known for his role in "Dirty Dancing" and "Ghost." He was 57.

The VEGA$BROKE. Family sends out our thoughts and prayers to Swayze and his family during this difficult time. RIP Patrick.

::RECESSION-PROOF iPHONE CASE::

Case-mate has just provided an alternate option to all those trendy and over-priced protective iPhone cases out there. Granted if you were really broke you'd probably be still using a RAZR from 2005, but we know some things are worth the money and the repeated abuse from AT&T. Available in BAILOUT BUNDLES (10 cases for $7.99) with optional free “Sharpie Script" personalization (sharpie not included) the Recession Case is for those who live outside their means but still don't want to get those means scratched. Just don't get it wet.

Via Gizmodo

::I Gøt 99 Reasøn But Being BRØKE Ain't 1::

Since tomorrow is 9-9-09... guess what store is doing their thing and making dreams come true? In a cheap way.

99¢ Only Stores are giving away $999.99 USD to the 1st baby that is born on 9.9.09. Not only that but the baby has to weigh 9lbs 9oz and has to be born where 99¢ Only Stores are located in (4 major cities: Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Houston or Phoenix).

So if you're pregnant make sure to squeeze that baby out by tomorrow so you can put that money into its college fund.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

99¢ Only Stores also want to hook you up if you're interested in getting married on 9.9.09 as well! 9 lucky couples will be chosen to be married for 99¢ on 9.9.09 at Hollywood 99¢ Only Stores. CRAZY!

Check here for details.... or not.

::Randøm $tuff Arøund L.A.::

Funny random stuff you see around L.A. everyday. Now I know where to eat, where I can shop, & what to do at 2:00 AM in the morning. :)

Black Anus? What kind of steakhouse is this?

That's what all the guys say.

Best multiple choice question ever!

::NEXGEN VDØ Game ¢Øn¢ept De$ign::

The PS4 Concept Screen Shot #1

The PS4 Concept Screen Shot #2

Looks sleek as hell with a circular interface and a HD that will only allow games to be downloaded from the Playstation Store.

XBOX 720 Screen Shot

This is the Concept for the XBOX 720... Reminds me of futuristic football or something from total recall. I wonder where the on button is?

The PSP2 Concept #1

The PSP2 Concept Screen Shot #2

Probably my FAVORITEST design out of all of them! This is the PSP2 concept design with a flexible touch screen roll out OLED screen. Too bad this is just a thought... but nonetheless, VERY COOL!

All these were done by designer Tai Chiem, "Future of Gaming Concept". Remember these are only concepts and are ONLY IDEAS.

::Mini Di$a$ter::

Debuting at the Frankfurt Auto Show this year is the Mini "Concept" Coupe, which it's owners, BMW, released picture of last week. Instead of something inspiring and groundbreaking that usually comes along with a concept, Mini has taken it's existing car and half-assedly added a sporty roofline. We at VEGA$BROKE saw through this right away and have provided a reconstruction of the design process in the image below. If you have a mini and like this concept, but can't afford an elephant, we suggest dropping a piano on it, or rolling it, to get the same effect.

*elefant not included

::BA¢K 2 BRØKE IS LIVE NOW!!:

THE DAWN OF VEGASBROKE "BACK 2 BROKE" 24 HOUR SALE IS NOW HERE! This only happens from September 1st 12:00AM to September 1st 11:59PM.

CLICK BELOW TO GET RICH BY BEING BROKE. VEGA$BROKE.

THE VEGA$TORE.