::DEATH BY ED HARDY::

Here at VEGA$BROKE times are tough so we'd like to sell out and go corporate. Our first pitch is to Christian Audigier's Ed Hardy label. After he started making wine (which we suspect is dye-filled water runoff from one of his 10,000 factories in China) we figure the sky is now the limit for Hardy-embellished goods. Death by Ed Hardy allows you to cap someone and be stylish while you do it, while leaving one of the 8 limited edition shell casings behind to let the authorities know just how cool you were.

The Death by Ed Hardy line will be available in Ed Hardy stores and anywhere douche-baggery is sold. Ed Hardy disposable latex gloves sold separately.