::JON VOIGHT QUITS ACTING TO BECOME FULL-TIME DOUCHEBAG::

The award for "I Don't Want to Work in Hollywood Anymore" that usually goes to Tom Cruise, this week goes to soon-to-be-failed actor Jon Voight, who at a Republican fundraiser decided to call Barrack Obama a "false prophet" among other things in a pointless barrage in which he claimed that Obama had failed as President. Being a republican and an actor with such highlights as 'Bratz', 'Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2' and 'The Karate Dog', Voight should really know something about failure...so maybe we should listen to him.

NOT.

Stay broke and don't talk to f**ktards no matter how hot their daughters are.

::The Remedy::

In honor of what seems to be a VERY FUNNY MOVIE... set in VEGA$BRØKE, iLLafornia!

::Gø før BRØKE::

Go for BROKE: The Game to Spend A Million?! SICK! They made a game that is the opposite of Monopoly! & all you have to do is spend 1 Million British Pounds to win... how hard can that be?!

STAY BRØKE.

::ØN $ALE NØW!!::

Introducing the NEW SUMMER VEGA$BRØKE. TEE$.

NOW AVAILABLE @ THE VEGA$BRØKE. STORE

GET YOUR$ TODAY!

::I PITTY THE FOO' WHO DOESN'T BUY VEGA$BRØKE::

Mr T. says, check out VEGA$BROKE's new CHAINED Tee, part of their all new Summer '09 lineup...nothing says 'success' like a sh**load of fake gold yo! (courtesy of Most of You are Average)

::Breakin' Soon::

The rest of the line will be available for pur¢ha$e very soon!

STAY BRØKE.