::Nite, Nite! Keep Yo Butthole Tite::

If they made a car that looked like the one on this cover, Chrysler would have NEVER gone bankrupt. Ed McMahon's face as a hood ornament?! PURE GENIUS!!

But they didn't because Chrysler officially files for chapter 11 today. :( It sucks to see a major car company come to this, but we are talking about a company that decided to make a car look like this.

::Things are Looking Up, Kinda::

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::Quick Robin! To the CRAP Mobile!::

The Loaded Gun reported that Howard Davis (the guy who spent an ass load of money on the "Phone Car" you see above) got pissed off at a family because they tried to take pictures and sit inside this piece of crap... I bet you this guy secretly lives with his parents in the basement of their home and is a level 54 elvin warlock Orc in World of Warcraft. on 2nd thought, maybe he's a level 57... Make sure not to f*$k with this guy.

::Pen$ion$ Gone... Fo' Life!::

Hot off the press!! New York Times reports thanks to GM inevitably going under, "We're f*cked." I guess I didn't need that pension plan anyways to pay for my kid's education or something mundane like health care. NY TIMES ARTICLE.

::VerizonBrøke

::Harvey Weinstein, Brøke?"

We all know Harvey Weinstein as co-owner of Miramax Films, co-chairman of the Weinstein Company, and an executive producer from movies such as Pulp Fiction, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Kill Bill: Vol 1&2, Finding Neverland, Grindhouse, and Sin City, with tons more of other famous movies under his belt. So why is it rumored that this dood is broke?!

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the sequal to 2005 hit, Sin City, is up for grabs due to "the Weinsteins not being able to afford to pay a contractually obligated re-up fee, or not having the resources to get the movie off the ground."

Over the past years, the Weinstein Company have been trying to stay afloat with no help due to a lawsuit with NBC Universal paying an "undisclosed sum" over the overrated Project Runway series. I bet you that was a pretty penny that had to pony up... Plus his company marked down their shares by 25% and fired 15% of its staff...

In the end, of course Weinstein and company issued a statement that it wasn't true and they still own the rights to the movie... we'll see but all I know is that Jessica Alba better be naked in the next Sin City movie.so hot.

::Yes, We're Brøke... VEGA$BROKE that is.::

VEGA$BROKE. can relate to that...

::Ri¢H¥ Bit¢H?!::

So guess what rich people are bitching about during the recession? That they aren't wealthy enough... double you oh double you!

The Washington Post and the Wall Street Journal report that someone is considered "rich" if they make more than $250,000k a year. Makes sense, right? The average United States American makes about 50,000k a year... But according to those who make $250,000k or more a year feel that that's not enough! Like this dumba$$, James Duran, who says that he's "STRUGGLING TO MAKE ENDS MEET." Hey James, here's an idea... why don't you stop buying underwear made of the finest gorilla balls or stop spending your money on whores at the Bunny Ranch... dick.

::New VEGA$BROKE. Girl Tee::

New V$B added for Girls!! Comes in SML, MED, LRG sizes with Gold on Black Women's Cut Tee. Also available in Men's sizes SML and MED.

::Mødern Bøstøn TeaBaG Part¥::

A modern day Boston Tea Party protest was staged yesterday during tax day with angry citizens across the United States protesting big spending by our government, greedy banksters, idiotic bail outs, and tax increases.

"Did I do THAAAT, Big Guy?!"
No, f*cking Bu$h did...

"Protest Tax Day, April 15th!"

But I wonder how many of these people filed their taxes 1st before they joined the protest that same day... because all of them know the I.R.$. is a bitch and is always watching. SHHHHHIT. We never win. :(

::4th Grade L.Ø.V.£. for A.I.G.?::

Ever heard the saying, "Everything's bigger in Texas?" Well, I guess so are their jokes too.

It was reported by the Washington Post that a 4th grade teacher, Rebecca Chapman, in Texas allowed her students to write "sympathy" letters to the douche bags AIG execs who decided to spend their "bail out" money on more sh*t to buy.

"'What if you were an AIG employee?' she asked. Imagine if you had not been involved in the deals that ruined the company but were left to clean up the mess. What if you had to pay back money you felt you had earned? What if your family had received death threats?

One boy raised his hand.

'Can we write them and let them know that it's going to be okay?' asked the boy, who clearly doesn't have a 401(k)."

It also said that an exec, Gerry Pasciucco, from A.I.G. wrote to say that the letters and thoughts had "touched his battered staff." And signed off with a "FOURTH GRADERS RULE!"

After being educated more of what A.I.G. had done with their "bail out" money and indirectly screwed over their parents' money to buy them a new Spongebob Squarepants Sing-a-long CD... they replied with a "F*CK YOU ASSHOLE. DON'T F*CK WITH THE SPONGEBOB."

::BrØken QuØtes v.3::

"I don’t want your money nor your pre-emptive wars
Or your small talk hawks or your live cause
You can keep your Porsche mansions and tennis courts
Interact with power tripping like it’s intercourse
Drop a feast at famines feet do you follow me?
There’s so much more to life than fueling the economy
Give apologies acknowledge we’re on stolen land
Say the obvious it’s conscience not the dollars man
I’m just a common man, I like the simple life
Thankful for my luck is how I’m livin’ right
I thought I made it clear, do you understand dear?
Don’t ever think of coming back around here!"

-Urthboy, Come Around

::EBay = $3 Billion In Bank. Still BRØKE?::

New York Times wrote "eBay had $3.19 billion in cash at the end of last year, but $2.8 billion of that money is overseas and would be subject to repatriation taxes if the company were to invest it in its ailing United States e-commerce marketplace, according to analysts."

I wonder if eBay's greed, self worth, and stupidity are up for auction... and hopefully that girl's virginity auction is still up for bid too...

::MØNE¥ 4 NØTHING::

"What was the total again? I only have this 1 BILLION DOLLAR BILL. Do you have change for this?"
You know your government has some problems when these MF'ers are printing a $1,000,000,000 note. Because of this... it has lead to our story below...

The Wooster Collective reported that the Zimbabwean Newspaper used real $$$ as wallpaper... oh sh*t... time to redecorate my room with a new shade of green.

As the world's money starts to become more and more worthless, pretty soon we'll start using our money to wipe our asses with... let's hope that $1,000,000,000 bill doesn't chafe. Sta¥ BrØke.

::WHERE'$ DUMBA$$? EVER¥WHERE.::

These people attempted to break the world record in "Most Waldos in a room at once" in New Brunswick, NJ. They killed 2 birds with one stone by not only breaking the record of the most Waldos in one room, but they also got the record for the largest gathering of retarded people..

::VEGA$BROKE x TIME Magazine = TRUTH::

We're now walking through the remains of a collapsed economic system, not only in the U.S. but globally. Time's April 6th issue has a great commentary on how we got where we did and where it's leading us. As a brand, VEGA$BROKE comments directly on our excessive nature, by not only poking fun at it, but showing that truly 'all that glitters is not gold'... it's not how much stuff you have, but what you do with your time that really counts. Stay with us as we explore the limitless possibilities of what VEGA$BROKE really is, and be sure to keep the faith in these difficult times... and most importantly, stay broke!

::VEGA$BROKE Launch @ World of Dance 2009::

A big thanks to all our friends for coming out and supporting the launch of VEGA$BROKE at the world of dance in Pomona. And an extra big thanks to everyone who came by to give feedback, comments and money :) to help us get started. Our first 4 designs are now available for purchase, and it's only gonna get better so check back soon for more.

Also thanks to Jeff at SGX Media for all the help, and Marco & Pedro over at Quality Printing for such a fast turnaround!

::VEGA$BRØKE HØTEL::

Use this GRAND OPENING coupon code above to save some CHUNK-AH CHUNK-AH CHANGE.
The VEGA$BRØKE STØRE. is now open. :)

Stay Broke...

::NEW VEGA$BRØKE TEE$::

The VEGA$BROKE. Tee. Comes in Gold on Black.

The V$B Tee. Comes in Green on Black.

The Failed $uicide Tee. Comes in Black on Green.

The Die BrØke Tee. Comes in Green/Black on White.

::Øpening Søøn::

The VEGA$BRØKE STØRE. will have a grand opening soon...

& in order to celebrate, we'll be letting you know on how to save some $$$ on your VEGA$BRØKE. purchase that will be offered for a limited time. Details to come...

::3 Møre Da¥s Till VEGA$BRØKE.::

Only 3 more days till we drop a sample of our line to the public... we were told today by World of Dance that our booth will be located right behind the the meet and greet for QUEST CREW & BEAT FREAKS and next to the B-Boy 1 on 1 battle stage (hopefully they're not pulling a F!*KeD up April Fools joke on us).

Make sure to pick up some free stuff and spread the love of VEGA$BRØKE to others.. see you there. Peace.