"BILLY MAYS HERE.... FOR VEGA$BROKE!!"We at VEGA$BROKE. love, love... LOVE Billy Mays! And were especially sad to hear when he past away on June 28th, 2009. This is the man who put infomercials on the map and perfected the pitch.
HOWEVER, it was reported by the New York Daily News that an autopsy report revealed that his unexpected heart failure was caused by his COKE USE. That's right... Billy Mays also pitched the product, COCAINE!! He didn't OD or anything, but the autopsy found that his "cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of heart disease," which was the official cause of death. They also found powerful prescription painkillers and anti-anxiety drugs in his system, along with a few drinks, officials said.... Damn...
Even though cocaine is a hell of a drug, Billy Mays... We still admire you for your ability to sell.
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